Tuesday, 19 August 2008

Ferguson in awe

So were my sidekick and her sis-in-law last night. "Wow!" (they said)
Luckily he kept his shirt on.

Speaking of eye candy what about .....

Both olympic champions and world record holders with abs to die for.
My favourite story so far was Francoise Mbango Etone's repeat gold for Cameroon in the triple jump wearing the tennis skirt outfit. Coaches herself and trains with her sister.

No wonder Tony looks shocking. It's the late nights watching handball, volleyball and kick-boxing. Oops no that's neither an olympic sport nor on telly - just him visualising 2002 to 2006.
Retaliation ain't going to wash.

Saturday, 9 August 2008

"failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber"

In New Zealand today "police said charges against Nike were possible"
In Tennessee "Charges were brought against him under the premise that he should
have saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a trial
"

One of the above is a joke.

At least using the .22 had a chance at a result.

While we're on the subject, from the only in America file, a flashlight that doubles as an FMG9 - handy huh.

Classic. Hat tip.

Monday, 21 July 2008

Queensland In Winter


Not bad.

Highlights:
Swimming at Surfers and Noosa after the morning runs
4 hours long-boarding on that point
Running SurfClub - National Park - Sunshine and back to Noosa. Spectacular and varied.
Watching the magpie fly off with some dickheads full pack of B&H (I checked) at Alexandria Bay
Prawns and Kangaroo steak - so tender - fair dinkum !
Bundy, XXXX, Marl Sauv B, HB Chardy and Penfolds Reds
A tight test match at the Noosa SurfClub. Where were the SA fans until the final whistle?
The strange bed effect

Lows:
Missing out on Wagyu again, at the Mooloolaba pie shop. The lamb was OK.
$49 Oz for 5 hours parking in Brisbane CBD carpark then reading in the CM in the plane later that afternoon about parking in the 4th most expensive carpark in the world. More than hiring the damn RAV4 for the day !
Back to work today - only 187 emails.

Sunday, 6 July 2008

Racism, who needs it?

Not my kids.

I wish Barak well but can't see him knocking McCain out. Not after George getting in twice and my experience of US racism in a Broadway bar watching Monday night football.
This guy starts telling me "You now why God made blacks black? So that you know they're lying without having to listen to them. It says so in the bible."
I was grateful the football started soon after so didn't need to worry too much my "You think?" response provoking the scary fuck, public place and all.
I'm sure CK Saturday, July 05 is correct again with her translation of the Asian Anti-crime Group video but we can do without another civil war here. 1864 wasn't a great year for either side.
I've no problem getting tougher on criminals, but let's leave the racist bullshit where it belongs.

Monday, 9 June 2008

Riot

On Thursday 29 May, walking from the youth hostel to the Noumea square at about 3pm on our way to the supermarket, we found a band with huge speakers setting up in the rotunda, the locals setting up stalls and unloading van loads of produce and nic naks. There were local sausage hot dog stands, balloons and candy floss, but the stalls were roped off with everyone waiting with cajin type music adding to the party mood.
We moved off to the north and at the next intersection could see smoke over the block ahead which included our supermarket and riot police with helmets padding shields and holding batons, blocking the far side of the intersection.
We turned left towards the harbour and then the locals said "No , don't go, come back".
Sometimes a little slow on the uptake I caught on and grabbed the group and we made our way back the way we came. By the time we reached the square and walked up the street to the staircase up to the hostel the riot cops had moved level with the square's northern intersections. The group at the top intersection, 2 above the square - about a dozen, now had their tear gas guns and vests with plenty of canisters. I pointed at the stairs next to them and gave the thumbs up to the boss who nodded and away we went.
Others in our group were about 10 minutes behind us said that as they moved up (east) through the square they heard pops and saw two smoking canisters arch over their heads and burst in the packed square.
They started running, and coughing.
An Aussie at the hostel showed me video footage of a car burning and a large fire he filmed about a block further than we had walked. He said he saw another guy with a video attacked by locals wearing bandana masks so he stopped filming and hopped it.
I can't find any reference to any of this incident on google . Then again the french don't fuck around.

Bleat , bleat, bleat


I'll get it off my chest then shut the ...

When we first arrived in Noumea I said there would be three types of teams here. The scraped together odds and sods, those without birth certificates and the kiwi teams. Good coaching, practice and attitude will get you so far but sheer talent is a numbers game, just look at the England v NZ cricket test result.
Congratulations Black Caps on the 1 dayers .... proving I don't know shit.

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

Zizou ! Zizou ! Une..et Deux...et Trois Zero !


The U12 parents thought we were going to miss out when the buses left us at the kid's ground, then Beatrice the Oceania Admin Officer said she would see what she could do. At 8000 francs a ticket we hadn't been asked for a cent.
After a couple of calls on her mobile she gets picked up by the FIFA Citroen and disappears down the street with about 30 minutes to the 5.30 scheduled kick off.
About 25 Auckland, Wellington and Waikato parents and a couple of kids stood around going "This isn't looking good". At least a couple walked towards their hotel.
Bad move.
Then Phil the lawyer makes a call and says "The bus will be here in 5". We jumped in, powered past the armed and riot police (another blog to follow on them)in to the bus park behind the stadium. Beatrice appears and ushers us right in to a half empty area close to the field where we meet up with the u12 teams and the show begins.

Fantastic skills. 8 - 2 but they were giving a demo of the beautiful game playing with Keryn Jordan and co.
The little guy didn't get his hat signed by the great man despite chasing him down the tunnel.
"He was with you !"