"failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber"

In New Zealand today "police said charges against Nike were possible"
In Tennessee "Charges were brought against him under the premise that he should
have saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a trial"

One of the above is a joke.

At least using the .22 had a chance at a result.

While we're on the subject, from the only in America file, a flashlight that doubles as an FMG9 - handy huh.

Classic. Hat tip.