"Very funny honey"

...was the reaction, along with a pat on my behind after I handed this on.

A woman goes into the Husband Store to find a husband. The sign on the first-floor door reads:
Floor 1 These men have jobs. The second-floor sign reads: Floor 2 These men have jobs, and love kids. The third-floor sign reads: Floor 3 These men have money, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 These men have money, love kids, are good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 These men have money, love kids, are good looking, do the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
She is tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
The store's owner opens a new Wife Store just across the street. The first-floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
(Thanks SideSwipe NZHerald 1.1.08. The minor editing's mine)